Dear Readers,
I got my 2nd shot of the year last weekend (188th overall in 10 years), which is
the good news. The bad news is that was also my only sighting, despite the
sightings area being so crowded last weekend it was like a summer weekend.
Since I don't have much to report this week I'm also including a section about
my best sightings tips and "do's and don'ts" as food for thought for those who
may be getting ready for a busy summer of activity.
I now have 5 sightings for May and 29 for the year, which continues to be a slow
one so far. I fall further behind last year's (record) pace as I had 47 sightings and
7 shots on this date last year. I got my 29th sighting on April 1st, about 6 weeks
ahead of this year's pace.
Night temps were in the 50's both nights and parking lots 85% to 90% full in the
busy area, a summer-like atmosphere as lots of ladies were out and dressed sexy.
Surprisingly there wasn't much police coverage at all, no police cars parked in or
driving through parking lots like they have been much of the early year - very
surprising considering this was the biggest weekend crowd so far this year. My
guess is the warm weather had more people out in other parts of the city too,
requiring cops to be dispatched to other areas besides my sightings area.
Men
were pissing everywhere, I saw some ladies who had to pee - including some in
cars stuck in traffic on busy streets in the area, yelling out windows in frustration
for traffic to start moving because they had to pee. Ladies were horny too, several
flirting with me particularly on Saturday night. "Do you want to have sex with my
friend?", a cute 20's lady said to me as she and 2 friends walked up to me while I
was waiting to cross a street. Her embarrassed friend started laughing, other guys
nearby heard this and suddenly a small crowd was gathering around us. I never
take such things seriously, frankly I'd rather have see them all pee!
But things like
this are part of the charm of this area and make it enjoyable to be out, even on
nights when I don't get any sightings. I call nights and weekends like this
"knuckle-curves", because it's warm and all the elements are in place for a lot of
sightings yet the ladies don't pee. There was no reason for the 'surprising dryness'
this weekend, other than the ladies just didn't pee. Like a knuckle-curve pitch
(baseball), it's just baffling!
Friday night . . . produced a very entertaining almost-sighting, but it's ending was
frustrating:
During my last rounds time (after 2 a.m.) I saw 3 ladies walking arm-in-arm past the big active parking lot. I followed since the area was now mostly
empty and the ladies seemed a little drunk and one of them seemed to be having
more difficulty walking with each step. Finally they stopped at the alley behind
the big active lot and were talking. This lady, shoulder length blonde hair and
slim, bent over at the waist and crossed her legs, then turned into the alley. I
entered the lot as she was walking towards a dumpster behind the 2nd building,
starting to unsnap the front waist of her jeans. The other 2 ladies were standing
just inside the alley but didn't go with her, a definite shot for me if she does pee
beside that dumpster. She walks up on the far side of it and starts to push down
her jeans and squat, but one of the other ladies - a bossy type - runs over there.
"Stop, what are you DOING??", she yells angrily at her. "You don't pee in places
like this, the lighting is terrible!", she continued. She was referring to a light on the
back of the building on the other side of the dumpster, which did light the area and
make the blonde pretty easy to see there. Like a kid scolded by mom for being
caught with her hand in the cookie jar, the blonde stood up and pulled up her jeans
and walked out snapping them back up. The 3 walked out of the alley, I would
enjoy seeing how much further she could walk before breaking down again. But
they crossed the street and went into a corner convenience store that opened last
summer and stays open past 3 a.m. on weekend nights. She pleaded with the clerk
to let her use their bathroom and he did. Hated to lose this one!
Saturday night . . . produced the only sighting and shot (preceded by it's date and Desp number for
album 10):
2:17 a.m.(5-19-02, Desp 188) - Again making last rounds, I was walking down the
sidewalk at the end of the big active lot by the big warehouse dance club. 2 ladies
crossed the street coming from the Valentines' alley block and were walking by the
big active parking lot, then turned into it and started walking back towards the
alley near the end where I was. They were mid to late 20's, both slim and pretty
blondes. One was wearing a denim skirt and the other white capri pants, I watched
from the sidewalk as the denim skirt lady was going through her purse. "I can't
find the car keys!", she said as they stopped in front of the few cars left in the row
by the alley. At this point I turned my back to them and was looking at the crowd
of people still standing on the corner of the Valentines' alley block, listening for
the 2
ladies' next move without bringing attention to myself by staring at them. "Ohhh,
find the keys, where are the keys??", I heard in a panicked-sounding voice. I
looked back to see the capri pants lady frantically digging through the purse as
the other lady was looking at her. "Ohhh!!", she suddenly moaned, bending over
at the waist and handing the purse back to the other lady as she pressed both
hands into her crotch. As the denim skirt lady started looking through the purse
again this lady ran between 2 cars in the row by the alley, still bent over and both
hands pressing into her aching crotch. Directly across the alley was the lighted
driveway behind the parking garage where lots of people pee, I thought she
was going to go there. But her head disappeared below the back side of the car right
by the alley as the other lady stood in the gap between the cars from the front
(parking lot) side. I walked into the alley getting out the camera, she was just
about 5 cars away. I saw her jump out to behind the car, squatted in a front/side
view to me and immediately her pee started splattering loudly on the pavement.
She was looking down at her work as I was quietly walking towards her, but the
other lady looked back and saw me. "Hey look, there's a guy!", she said to the pissing
lady. She started yelling "Get up, get up!!" as I continued to walk toward
the pissing lady, who finally looked up at me. I took 2 more steps and stopped and
pointed the camera at her, still about 15 to 20 feet away. I snapped the shot while
she was still pissing, not having enough time to see her in the view finder since it
was only a matter of seconds before she'd stop since she saw me. After the flash
went off she got mad and yelled, "You FUCKER!! Why did you take that
picture??"
By now I was walking back out of the alley. I walked around a couple of blocks
and on my way to the car, saw they were gone and went over to look at her
puddle. It was a big one, just as it sounded like when she was pissing. But
surprisingly, as it was a big pool, there was no foam or streams running from it. The shot
should be OK, I was far enough away that all of her should be in the shot despite
not seeing her in the view finder. It was near my camera's maximum flash range,
but will be helped by her white pants and the fact some light from the driveway
directly across the alley was lighting her pretty well.
Pee
TV: An unexpected scene last week on the season ender for E.R. The hospital
had been quarantined because 2 kids were admitted with a strange infection. There
was a scene of a dark haired lady on staff (I don't know who because I don't
regularly watch the show), who was in an examining room with 2 men. They were
locked in the room and not allowed to leave, she was banging on the doors
complaining that she needed to go to the ladies' room. She was getting more
hysterical, pacing around with her arms folded before banging on the doors again.
"Why can't I go to the ladies' room??", she yelled again to anyone who could hear.
"Hey, don't lose control of your emotions!", one of the men said.
"That's not what I'm worried about losing control of!", she replied.
They switched to other scenes before coming back to them about 10 minutes later.
It was a tight camera shot of her face with an angry expression, then the splattering
sound of water (pee) going into a container as her face began to relax. "Ahhhh!!",
she moaned over the splattering before starting to smile as the splattering stopped.
She had peed into a cup or container, the camera then showed a wide shot of the
room and her walking around again - never saw what she peed in! I'll tape this
when it's repeated, probably in the fall before the new season premiere of E.R.
next season.
Sightings
Tips: skip this section if you have no interest in going out and catching
women "in the act" for yourself.
I still get questions about my technique and after commenting just last week
about seeing more guys looking for sightings in ineffective ways, I decided to give
some of my tips that continue to work so well for me so consistently. That same
guy from last weekend was there again as was the Suzuki guy, both spending
most of their time in the big active parking lot, but long gone by the time I got the
night's only sighting (and shot).
Location Tips: The definition of a good sightings area is "a place or event where
ladies are going to be for an extended period of time, with a bathroom situation
for them that is inconvenient, inadequate, or both." Many situations can fit the
bill for this, big outdoor concerts events being the top choice for many guys.
Every venue will have it's own 'culture', in the types of ladies who are there and
how they behave. Observing the patterns of the ladies in these environments and
becoming familiar with them is what will determine your success, you will find
the variables of outdoor pissing there (who, when and where) has a definite
pattern and is not random. "How many" is where the luck comes in, which you
will be in position to benefit from if you've done your homework about the kinds
of ladies who are there and when/where things are most likely to happen.
Ladies
in their 20's definitely have the most undisciplined bladders, so anything that
draws them is likely to be worthwhile.
Concert Tip: The best concert ladies I've
seen are at reggae concerts. These ladies - older as well as younger - are second
to none in their comfort level with pissing outdoors.
Watch spots or ladies? Wherever you go, don't plant yourself in one spot (in a car
or on foot) and expect to see lots of ladies come over and pee near you where you
can comfortably observe them. You may get a few sightings that way, but for every
lady who does pee, 10 more won't because they'll see you there (most ladies will see
you even though you think they don't). You attract attention to yourself by looking
like a pervert and if a lady goes nearby just out of your view, you set yourself up for
big trouble by trying to move over to where you can see her. Like all things good,
getting consistent sightings requires a lot more work.
The thing to do is to keep moving and be where the ladies are. Observe them
carefully, sometimes you'll hear someone say she has to pee and you can watch
her for awhile and see what happens. But mostly you learn who has to pee by their
body language - look for things like pained facial expressions, leg crossing,
bending over at the waist, repeatedly touching or holding her crotch area, seeming
tense, angry, distracted, physically uncomfortable, walking fast with her arms
folded. Also pay attention if a lady walks off towards a secluded area, if she starts
looking around as she gets there to see who may be near or watching her she's
probably going to pee. Let her lead you to the place she's going to go, when I'm
in an area with spots I know ladies like to pee at, I watch those spots from a
distance and look for ladies walking towards them and head there myself if I see
a lady going to one of them. It works!
Getting the Sightings: You can't be either too far or too near a lady who's about to
pee if you want to enjoy the sighting. Usually 30 to 40 feet is the best distance to
be when you see a lady going to a spot, it's far enough away that she won't feel
threatened even if she sees you - provided you don't act too interested in what
she's about to do.
Looking away or turning your back to her are the best ways
to induce a lady to pee, after she squats behind some object you can quietly
come up close enough to look because she can't see you coming. If she's at an
'open' spot where she can see you the entire time you'll have to watch her pee
from a distance, but you should still turn your back to her initially to relax her.
Wait a few seconds and then look, she'll either be pissing or have left without pissing.
If you're close to her pissing and she sees you, be prepared for anything. Some
guys like to talk to pissing ladies at this point, I wouldn't unless I know her. You
don't know how a lady is going to react in this situation, so be careful!
Some
ladies may not mind being caught and be friendly to you, but most will not be.
Most ladies will be embarrassed about being caught in such a predicament and
won't even make eye contact with you, while others will express varying degrees
of anger - ranging from name calling to trying to chase you. I probably experience
the varying degrees of anger more because I'm snapping shots of some of these
ladies, but I still manage to make it work - this week's sighting as my most
recent example.
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