I saw her squatted down in a front
view to me peeing.
Dear Readers,
another horrid weekend for July with just 2 sightings of women pissing, a
pitiful 3 piss sightings for the month after 2 weekends (I'm so spoiled by my
success I feel 'entitled' to more sightings of women pissing than this!). 43
piss sightings for the year compared to 41 on this date a year ago: July last
year also had 3 piss sightings by this date, on it's way to a dismal 11
sightings of women pissing for the month. The same thing is happening again this
year, July's ladies acting like it's a winter month and not peeing outside - but
it's definitely not too cold.
July and August's low production last year (11 and 6 piss sightings) are what
snapped my streak of consecutive years of 100+ piss sightings at 14, when these
2 months average 43 combined sightings of women pissing and are my 2 most active
months of the year. I believe these months will again determine if I get back on
track with 100+ piss sightings or it's another bad year, let's go ladies....it's
time to start peeing!
July's strongest legacy for me is the smell of piss odors in the warm night air,
in areas where I'd see ladies going to pee - something I found enjoyable for
some strange reason that I haven't had so far this year.
Crowds were smaller than usual for a July weekend like they were last weekend, I
can't say the energy level wasn't there because I did encounter many ladies
walking through the piss sightings area complaining of needing to pee. But they
all either made it to bars or their cars and left and enough went into the RTD
building during that last late hour that the building being open later did cost
me sightings of women pissing this weekend - 2 desperate ladies in particular
who had just about given up hope and were going to the pee areas and discovered
the terminal building was still open and rushed in.
The Friday night security guard from last weekend who stood out on the patio
area during the closing hour and watched the pee areas wasn't that obnoxious
this weekend, he stayed inside the building but came out every 10 minutes or so
and patrolled the pee areas shining his flashlight on the ground looking for
puddles. Nobody was in the area trying to pee when he came out so he didn't run
anybody off, but it was one of those weekends where nobody really tried to pee
there - until late Saturday night after the building was closed. Still, the
crowds were big enough to produce more sightings of women pissing than they did.
With the crowds again being smaller I counted ladies again on both nights, which
actually kept me from being bored with the weekend because it forced me to keep
my mind alert to remember the numbers I counted. This actually answers the last
questions I have about the piss sightings I get, which is exactly what
percentage of all the ladies I see pee: the 1 to 7 or 8 sightings of women
pissing I get on any given weekend, that's out of how many ladies overall on
those nights? I'll count throughout the rest of the warm weather months at least
since this is the most active time of the year and biggest crowds, I'm sure
after a pattern will quickly develop that tells me pretty much how many ladies
I'll see in the piss sightings area before someone pees: yes, I believe
statistically there is such a number! I'll lay out the criteria I used to do my
counting - who was and wasn't included, when, where, etc., and what the weekend
numbers were - after this week's 2 sightings of women pissing stories, both very
brief and unspectacular. 1 sighting each late on Friday and Saturday nights:
Saturday, 2:09 a.m.- With nothing happening again I was watching the
parking lot across the street from the RTD block's shuttle bus stop end. Among
the crowds walking past the lot were 2 ladies dressed sexy, a tall black lady in
a tight black miniskirt and a shorter white lady in a tight leopard-print short
dress, both mid 20's. The white lady suddenly took off running and turned into
the parking lot, I immediately crossed the street and went into the lot because
I knew she was going to pee. She veered between rows of cars to the back row by
the building, grabbing the bottom sides of her dress while ducking down as she
went between 2 cars. Walking down the middle of the lot and looking between the
cars I saw her squatted down in a front view to me peeing, looking out at me.
Would have made a great shot, but before I could even think of it she was
already standing up and pulling up her panties - about a 5 second piss. She ran
out to the black lady who was waiting for her outside the lot and the 2 walked
off, I didn't bother going to look for her few drops in the dark area where she
squatted. Did she even pee? I think so, because she was much more relaxed now
than she was running to that spot.
Sunday, 2:29 a.m.- At the RTD block's shuttle stop end (like the night
before), the security guard had just locked up the terminal building after the
last bus left. 2 mid 20's couples were walking up towards the building, one of
the couples passing the building and walking towards me while couple 2 headed
towards the locked terminal building. "I think it's closed!" I heard the guy
say. The lady, about 5' 7" and slim with shoulder length brown hair wearing
tight jeans, immediately started unbuckling the belt on her jeans and went
around the far side of a big elevator post near the terminal building doors
(where desp 204 and desp103, both in my website sample album, are peeing) while
the guy rushed over to stand guard for her. I had to walk over to the shuttle
bus stop (some 50 feet away) to be able to see her by the elevator post, I saw
the top of her head and back as she was squatted with her back to me and the
boyfriend was standing in front of her looking over at me so I couldn't watch
very long. I walked back over to the corner where I was, the couple emerged a
couple of minutes later and met the other couple and they all crossed the street
to the bars next to the corner parking lot. I found her small puddle by the base
of the elevator post, another of those 'why couldn't this wait' mini-pisses.
Lady-counting: I did it both nights and have a percentage of all ladies
who peed since I got a sighting each night. Since 90.6% of my sightings of women
pissing come during the 1 and 2 a.m. hours I decided to count ladies during the
1 a.m. and 2 a.m. hours until I leave, if I got a sighting before 1 a.m. I would
start counting from then through the rest of the night - so 1 a.m. or my 1st
sighting, whichever comes first. I counted every lady I saw outside (walking,
standing, etc.) in the parts of the area where I was, what they were wearing
(skirt/dress) or (jeans/pants/shorts/other) and how many peed. I didn't count
ladies who were among crowds in bars or outside of bars (patio, etc,) unless
they left (I presume they'd use the bar toilet if they had to pee) and didn't
count ladies a 2nd time I saw and counted earlier. It actually turned out to be
much easier than I thought it would be, I didn't have trouble remembering my
counts in the 3 categories I kept - occasional distractions made me momentarily
forget my counts, but I was quickly able to remember where I'd left off - and
what were the totals? On Friday night I counted 430 ladies, 150 of those dressed
nice (34.9%) and 1 peed (.23%). Saturday night I counted 551 ladies, 221 dressed
nice (40.1%) with again just 1 peeing (.18%). Adding Saturday of last weekend
I've counted on 3 nights now, a total of 1268 ladies (remember these have been
smaller than usual crowds) with 466 dressed nice (36.7%) and 3 peed (.24%). This
does verify my feeling that more ladies are dressing nicer than usual, it's
closer to 40% as I count ladies on more nights. Ladies dressed nice are peeing
at a record pace this year (32.6%), now I see that's no accident. The peeing
ratio was 423, 1 lady peeing for every 423 I saw.
These have been bad piss sightings weekends numbers-wise, what would this ratio
be on a more normal July weekend? I did some projections: Let's say among this
same number of ladies over 3 nights, 12 had peed instead of 3 - that's 4 per
night, a realistic pace for July. That would bring my overall percentage of
ladies who peed to 9.5 tenths of 1 percent, still a very miniscule number - but
it's 12 piss sightings. Let's say the ladies went crazy with 10 peeing each
night - 30 overall from this same group of ladies. That would jump the
percentage of ladies who peed up to 2.37%, still a tiny percentage - but 30
sightings of women pissing. If my actual percentage of ladies who peed that I
counted (2.4 tenths of 1 percent) applied, how many ladies would I have to see
to produce the 12 piss sightings and 30 sightings? 5,072 ladies to produce 12
sightings of women pissing, and 12,680 ladies to produce 30 piss sightings. Now
I know why I don't get that many in a weekend, there's no way that many ladies
are in my piss sightings area every weekend. All the places in the piss
sightings area combined couldn't accommodate 12,000 ladies on 1 night! I'm going
to go out on a limb and say if I count ladies the rest of the year I'll probably
get an outdoor peeing percentage of between 2 tenths and 6 tenths of 1 percent
among all the ladies - slightly higher than the 2.4 tenths of 1 percent I've
gotten so far with the small crowds but still far below 1%. Sounds amazing when
looked at that way, the total number of sightings of women pissing I'll get this
year will probably be in the 90's or over 100 and that will represent less than
1% of all the ladies I saw on those outings!
No question, sightings of women pissing are much more of a numbers game than
even I thought - the more ladies in an area (or venue) the better, because more
than 99% of them will be able to hold their pee until they can get to a toilet.
Just keep in mind that this is less than 1% of ladies who won't be able to hold
it and have to pee in public can turn out to be a pretty big number - as my work
is proof of!
Hope you've enjoyed the absurdity of this week's piss sightings report turned
math lesson!
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