Penis Envy - Olive Pee tells us all about it
Hi W4W - Watersports for Women, you ask if we women envy men their penises. I
can't speak for all women, but I certainly envy the lads. The reasons for this
are:
1) CONVENIENCE.
It's so much easier for them to piss outdoors. They just go behind the bushes,
unzip and take out their hoses.
2) PISS DIRECTION.
With a penis it's so much easier to direct the piss stream. The male piss
usually stays as one thin stream. Our streams often disintegrate and are far
more difficult to control.
3) LONGER PISSING TIME.
Men have thinner urethras than women. This means that they piss more slowly and
piss for a longer time than us. Since men also have larger bladders than we do
(in my experience, anyhow) their pissing times are far longer than ours. As I
love pissing and want it to last for as long as possible, I really envy men.
Finally, I have a bone to pick with you. You say that your page is for us women
on our own terms. But why don't you have any downloads with male piss sex
sounds? Men can buy several downloads with female pissing sex sounds.
Why can't we get the same offer? Men are less shy than women, as a general rule,
so there should probably be some guys out there with large bladders who are
willing to record their best pisses.
Olive Pee
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