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I adore pissing, it really gets me going, the feeling of a full bladder is one of the most erotic things I can think of. I never wet my pants, I've never had to wet myself, I think I'd be wasting it. I love my bladder, it just expands and the pain is unbearable sometimes, but that's when I like it most! Odd?
I'm always out to beat my personal record and I always pee for at least 30 seconds (and that's when I really don't need to go), indeed, my normal pee is about a minute long and although it's a relief, it's not really urgent - urgency to me is when I pee for over three minutes, some of my pee recordings that I record on my smartphone include these monster pisses! I just love it when I let it go because I don't know how it will come out, a trickle, a gush, sudden spurts, or that lovely hissing sound my pussy makes when I give her a push, it's a sort of purring sound, my happy purring pissing pussy!

I love stopping and starting the flow of my pee, making it come out in pulsing bursts, then pinching it tight, it's good for my pelvic floor, hence my big bladder and how I hold so much, oh and I love pushing the power, the sound of powerful peeing and to watch my piss froth up in the bathroom toilet bowl and seeing the thick forced spiraling jet leaving my body. It's a sort of angry piss I think, I grit my teeth and push out my lovely piss, I think my face goes a bit red with straining!
You'll think this fact is a bit odd about me: but, here I am pissing like crazy for you guys on recordings, but I really hate it when I know there's someone is lingering outside the bathroom, someone that can hear me peeing, when I think that's happening I try and pee silently by peeing slowly into the toilet bowl so I hardly make a sound, I don't know why I hate people hearing me pee live, but I do. Once it's recorded on my smartphone then apparently it's OK, the world can listen to it, what a wierd woman!

I have two favourite bars near where I live, I'm a social butterfly and I know a lot of people and so I socialise a lot.
Admittedly, some of it is to do with work where I meet up with clients early in the evening, before the karaoke starts and clients always buy my drinks for me while we discuss our work plans, this is the part where I hold it in because basically I'm a shy person and I need the drink to build my confidence.
I'm sometimes sitting with a client and my bladder is absolutely bursting, the poor thing is screaming, it's actually throbbing and uncomfortable, it's crying out to be emptied, but I keep telling myself that I mustn't break the seal, that's one of my golden rules, so my first piss is always the best recording - apart from when I'm drunk, that's when I'm distracted and I pee the long ones because my bladder is so hard and distended I honestly can't feel it, it's quite numb, I love it when that happens, it gets me so horny when I play the recording back and I hear that faltering intermittent sound of my pee!

If you've come to my site out of curiosity to check me out, have a read of my free pee story, it's a must if you like desperation. Actually, I was beyond desperation, my bladder actually locked up there was so much pee, it was my biggest nightmare!
Or, if you're just pee curious and you'd like to hear what my peeing sounds like, you can hear a few seconds of my pee on virtually every page on here, there's a free pee sample recording for every download, so you can hear the quality of the sound file you want to buy. If you'd like to see what others say about my work, you can go to my customer comments page, you'll see lots of feedback on several of my sound files, they're all favourable too!
I'm always having new ideas of ways to pee, some men must think that all women pee the same, that a pee is a pee and that it's no fun at all and it's not sexy - I feel sorry for you! If you like the sound of a woman peeing, then I have everything and more right here, please, just have a click around.
I have a pee download which appeals to most people, it's a crazy mixed up peeing sounds, there's a lot of my different peeing styles on there which makes it like a greatest hits album! I love what I do and I love sharing my efforts with you. My peeing makes me feel sexy, horny and happy, so I want to pass on those feelings through my wet erotica for you to enjoy!

My new ideas lately and what I'm working on - wanna know? Read on friends!
My Natural Flow:
I have my natural flow download, it's almost complete and ready to sell. I'll explain it: my bladder really interests me, it's quite a strong, powerful organ, it's a muscle really and I wondered how strong it was, so as an experiment, I filled it up to the brim and instead of pushing the pee out, I just relaxed my sphincter, I didn't squeeze or push, just sat down and let it off and waited to see and hear what it would do and I found it interesting that it sort of goes in waves, it's not a constant flow of pee, it's a lovely gentle silver stream that comes out on it's own, a 'natural flow'. I loved watching that come out, not having to do anything, just being lazy! I just watched it do its own thing: stop and start, speed up and then my pee stream goes thin (like through the eye of a needle) and then it goes really thick (like a hose pipe) yeh and what surprised me was that it would hiss on its own! I thought that I had to do that! How neat!!

Then I've got a brilliant one, you ready for this?
Pissing with my legs crossed!! Yey!!!
I always thought that if I crossed my legs I wouldn't (or couldn't) pee, well how wrong I was. So I decided that me and my lovely bladder were gonna have a piss fight!
I sat on the toilet for a 'dry run' to see if I could record it on my phone OK because I couldn't use the front and prop my phone up on my pants like normal between my legs, but I found a little gap at the top of my thigh, between the toilet seat and my leg, so it was on!
I couldn't wait to fill my bladder, I was so excited - silly girl I am. I love this part of my peeing, finding new ways.
So I finally had enough pee for a try out, but one problem was my jeans, I couldn't cross my legs with my jeans around my knees, so they had to come off, pants as well. I sat down on the loo and crossed my legs, tucked my phone down the thigh gap and released my bladder. I heard the pee faltering and struggling to come out - result! So I squeezed my thighs together to try and stop it, this was good, I was having fun! But it felt so weird to do!
My pee stream was gaining and I wasn't having that, so I squeezed some more to curb it and it stopped, I kept squeezing, I was winning and then I felt my bladder producing a strong wave, it was still trying to get the pee out, I was very intrigued and fascinated, I was having a bladder battle! What a blast! Brilliant!
I'm about half-way through this download, I thought the peeing would all sound the same and I'd have to abort, but no, they all sound so different because each piss fight session has it's own quantities of pee and bladder strengths, hey and I managed to do some small hisses (sort of whooshes) too which I didn't think I'd be able to do, wow, I shall really enjoy finishing this one guys.

LOTS OF FREE PEE! (48 out-takes lasting 46 minutes)
Hi, it's me! I'm having a clear out of my failures - my inability to pee properly!! My phone has loads of my pissing on it, peeing that for one reason or another doesn't make the grade, I'm quite hard on myself, I like quality. There's a whole load of this 'junk' - and I don't want to thrown them all away. For example: ones that are too quiet, (Cascade will put all these in a zip file for me/us) there's my peeing that's too short where I thought that I'd got a load! The microphone on my phone is very sensitive and it picks up my tummy gurgling (I hate that). Also, in my early days there was distortion where I held the microphone too close to my vagina. Oh yeah and when I record my pee at home, like an idiot I sometimes leave my bathroom window open, such a stupid girl I am - so there's traffic noises over a classic bit of peeing! Doh! There's also an attack of the squits (which was totally unexpected). I get very disappointed when my bladder and I don't make the spec we're aiming for, like if I'm so looking forward to doing a power piss and I haven't been drinking the right stuff and my bladder won't cooperate, I can't power for toffee. Also when my piss won't hiss, why? and when I run out of pee just a few seconds short of my goal dammit. Also my experiments which are too numerous to mention, but if you've read my pages and you've bought my stuff, you'll know what I mean. But my pee stream has a mind of its own, my biggest problem is when I power up for a gush and it just turns into a spray like a watering can and goes simply everywhere! So there you are my faithful pee fans, you'll get this free pee set when you buy anything from my site, I think it's sensible to give things to those who appreciate my 'work' than throw it away and it's gone forever, don't you? If you've been one of my happy wanky customers and you want to recieve one, write to me, I will acknowledge you xx V

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