A note to you from me x
I adore peeing, it really gets me going, the feeling of a full bladder is one
of the most erotic things I can think of. I never wet my pants, I've never had
to wet myself, I think I'd be wasting my pee! I love my bladder, it just expands and
the pain is unbearable sometimes, but that's when I like it most! Odd?
I'm always out to beat my
personal record and I always pee for at least 30 seconds (and that's when I
really don't need to go), indeed, my normal pee is about a minute long and
although it's a relief, it's not really urgent - urgency to me is when I pee for
over three minutes, some of my pee recordings that I record on my smartphone include
these monster pisses! I just love it when I let it go because I don't know how
it will come out, a tinkle pee, a gushing pee, sudden spurts, or that lovely hissing pee sound
my pussy makes when I give her a push, it's a sort of purring sound, my happy
purring pissing pussy!
I love
stopping and starting the flow of my pee, making it come out in pulsing
bursts, then pinching it tight, it's good for my pelvic floor, hence my big
bladder and how I hold so much, oh and I love pushing the power, the sound of
powerful peeing
and to watch my piss froth up in the bathroom toilet bowl and seeing the thick forced
spiraling jet leaving my body. It's a sort of angry piss I think, I grit my
teeth and push out my lovely piss, I think my face goes a bit red with
straining!
You'll think this fact is a bit odd about me: but, here I am pissing like crazy
for you guys on recordings, but I really hate it when I know there's someone is
lingering outside the bathroom, someone that can hear me peeing, when I think
that's happening I try and
pee silently by peeing slowly into the toilet bowl so I hardly make a sound,
I don't know why I hate people hearing me pee live, but I do. Once it's recorded
on my smartphone then apparently it's OK, the world can listen to it, what a
wierd woman!
I have two favourite bars near where I live, I'm a social butterfly and I
know a lot of people and so I socialise a lot.
Admittedly, some of it is to do with work where I meet up with clients early in
the evening, before the karaoke starts and clients always buy my drinks for me
while we discuss our work plans, this is the part where I hold it in because
basically I'm a shy person and I need the drink to build my confidence.
I'm sometimes sitting with a client and my bladder is absolutely bursting, the
poor thing is screaming, it's actually throbbing and uncomfortable, it's crying
out to be emptied, but I keep telling myself that I mustn't break the seal,
that's one of my golden rules, so my first piss is always the best recording - apart
from when I'm drunk, that's when I'm distracted and I pee the long ones because
my
bladder is so hard and distended I honestly can't feel it, it's quite numb,
I love it when that happens, it gets me so horny when I play the recording back
and I hear that faltering intermittent sound of my pee!
If you've come to my site out of curiosity to check me out, have a read of my
free pee story, it's a must if you like desperation. Actually, I was beyond
desperation, my bladder actually locked up there was so much pee, it was my
biggest nightmare!
Or, if you're just pee curious and you'd like to hear what my peeing sounds
like, you can hear a few seconds of my pee on virtually every page on here,
there's a free pee sample recording for every download, so you can hear the quality of the
sound file you want to buy. If you'd like to see what others say about my work,
you can go to my
customer comments page, you'll see lots of feedback on several of my sound
files, they're all favourable too!
I'm always having new ideas of ways to pee, some men must think that all women
pee the same, that a pee is a pee and that it's no fun at all and it's not sexy
- I feel sorry for you! If you like the sound of a woman peeing, then I have
everything and more right here, please, just have a click around.
I have a pee download which appeals to most people, it's a crazy
mixed up peeing sounds, there's a lot of my different peeing styles on there
which makes it like a greatest hits album! I love what I do and I love sharing
my efforts with you. My peeing makes me feel sexy, horny and happy, so I want to
pass on those feelings through my wet erotica for you to enjoy!
My NEW Natural Flow:
I have my natural flow download complete and ready to sell. I'll
explain it: my bladder really interests me, it's quite a strong, powerful organ,
it's a muscle really and I wondered how strong it was, so as an experiment, I
filled it up to the brim and instead of pushing the pee out, I just relaxed my
sphincter, I didn't squeeze or push, just sat down and let it off and waited to
see and hear what it would do and I found it interesting that it sort of goes in
waves, it's not a constant flow of pee, it's a lovely gentle silver stream that
comes out on it's own, a 'natural flow'. I loved watching that come out, not
having to do anything, just being lazy! I just watched it do its own thing: stop
and start, speed up and then my pee stream goes thin (like through the eye of a
needle) and then it goes really thick (like a hose pipe) yeh and what surprised
me was that it would hiss on its own! I thought that I had to do that! How
neat!!
Then I've got another brilliant new one, you ready for this?
Pissing with my legs crossed!! Yey!!!
I always thought that if I crossed my legs I wouldn't (or couldn't) pee, well
how wrong I was. So I decided that me and my lovely bladder were gonna have a
piss fight!
I sat on the toilet for a 'dry run' to see if I could record it on my phone OK
because I couldn't use the front and prop my phone up on my pants like normal
between my legs, but I found a little gap at the top of my thigh, between the
toilet seat and my leg, so it was on!
I couldn't wait to fill my bladder, I was so excited - silly girl I am. I love
this part of my peeing, finding new ways.
So I finally had enough pee for a try out, but one problem was my jeans, I
couldn't cross my legs with my jeans around my knees, so they had to come off,
pants as well. I sat down on the loo and crossed my legs, tucked my phone down
the thigh gap and released my bladder. I heard the pee faltering and struggling
to come out - result! So I squeezed my thighs together to try and stop it, this
was good, I was having fun! But it felt so weird to do!
My pee stream was gaining and I wasn't having that, so I squeezed some more to
curb it and it stopped, I kept squeezing, I was winning and then I felt my
bladder producing a strong wave, it was still trying to get the pee out, I was
very intrigued and fascinated, I was having a bladder battle! What a blast!
Brilliant!
I'm about half-way through this download, I thought the peeing would all sound
the same and I'd have to abort, but no, they all sound so different because each
piss fight session has it's own quantities of pee and bladder strengths, hey and
I managed to do some small hisses (sort of whooshes) too which I didn't think
I'd be able to do, wow, I really enjoyed this one guys.
23/05/20 My new recording is virus inspired! The need to get home to pee
as visiting public toilets now are a no-no for me!!!
I got home with a mega urgent bladder and I was going to do a power pee, but then I thought, can I double up
on the power, like trying to get my pee out even quicker? I had to try and I shot a complete bladder full of pee
holding my breath and pushing it like crazy, the pee stream was really thick like a garden hose, I was forcing so
much that a nearly pushed a nugget out!
So that's for me for you, I'm going to call it my gush in a rush, I'll let you know my progress x V
If you'd like to see what peeing recordings I have on offer, (it's all my own work)
please click on the links at the top of this page, you'll find the complete listing of my pee
audio files and their cost, plus you have free clips from all the downloads so
you can hear the quality. My thanks to Cascade, Victoria x
LOTS OF FREE PEE! (48 out-takes lasting 46 minutes)
Hi, it's me! I'm having a clear out of my failures - my inability to pee properly!!
My phone has loads of my pissing on it, peeing that for one reason or another doesn't make the grade, I'm quite hard on myself, I like quality.
There's a whole load of this 'junk' - and I don't want to thrown them all away. For example: ones that are too quiet, (Cascade will put all these in a zip file for me/us) there's my peeing that's too short where I thought that I'd got a load!
The microphone on my phone is very sensitive and it picks up my tummy gurgling (I hate that). Also, in my early days there was distortion where I held the microphone too close to my vagina. Oh yeah and when I record my pee at home, like an idiot I sometimes leave my bathroom window open, such a stupid girl I am - so there's traffic noises over a classic bit of peeing! Doh!
There's also an attack of the squits (which was totally unexpected). I get very disappointed when my bladder and I don't make the spec we're aiming for, like if I'm so looking forward to doing a power piss and I haven't been drinking the right stuff and my bladder won't cooperate, I can't power for toffee. Also when my piss won't hiss, why? and when I run out of pee just a few seconds short of my goal dammit.
Also my experiments which are too numerous to mention, but if you've read my pages and you've bought my stuff, you'll know what I mean. But my pee stream has a mind of its own, my biggest problem is when I power up for a gush and it just turns into a spray like a watering can and goes simply everywhere!
So there you are my faithful pee fans, you'll get this free pee set when you buy anything from my site, I think it's sensible to give things to those who appreciate my 'work' than throw it away and it's gone forever, don't you? If you've been one of my happy wanky customers and you want to recieve one,
write to me, I will acknowledge you xx V
A note to you from me x