Was she bursting? She pisses over a litre? The answer is YES!
She starts at 1.1 litres, it's a great piss, but . . . .
She tries to outpiss herself and she succeeds! Ending with a massive (and
heavy to carry) 1.6 litres of hot clear piss!
Victoria's words:
I told you I was going to do a fun pissing contest with myself earlier? Well, here I am
with my big glass 2 litre piss jug and my big pissing funnel and of course, my lovely big bladder, so I'm all ready for my fun pissing
contest to perform, for you, by myself, on my own, in private, in my bathroom at home.
I often measure my bladder capacity, it's a fun thing to do and it's
interesting to actually see how much pee I can hold. When I measure my pee, I try hard to aim into the jug, aiming into the pouring part because it's wider and sometimes it works
out (I'm not good at accuracy) and sometimes it doesn't and it sprays because of my long pussy lips and my hot pee goes on
my legs and my feet, it happens a lot when I push my pee out to make my lovely
piss hiss and doing it with a funnel you can hear the sound of my peeing pussy without the extra noise of my piss stream dropping into water in a toilet.
It's fascinating, by using a funnel I get all the lovely sounding peeing noises, so when I really push my pee out it doesn't matter if it sprays - oh joy!
Some women can do a nice neat thick pee jet, I've seen them on the 'net, but oh no, not me, when
I'm standing and force my pee stream, it turns into an uncontrollable spray, it
flys everywhere, I get so mad at it! I think it's got to be my large labia and I get so annoyed that I'm blessed with these
large piss flaps! Anyhow, my peeing problem is solved because now I use
a plastic funnel and the little beauty catches all of my fast pee stream and then every drop of my pee
collects in my lovely clean 2 litre glass jug.
I'm sorry about the slight jug noise on the bathroom floor, I move the jug
occasionally when I change my pissing position, so if you can imagine me, with
my phone in one hand and my piss jug in the other and trying to position my fanny over
the jug's narrow opening, it's quite an achievement and quite a spectacle I bet! I
love watching my piss jug fill, the sides of it go all misty with the warmth and I really love
the sound it makes, it's so clear, it's a sort of ringing echo inside the jug?
I have to do my personal pissing contest recordings in the bathroom at my place,
so I'm restricted when I can do this fun, lone pissing competition and I have to save it all up
until I get home, that's the bad bit really, drinking tea, coffee and water all day and carrying a bulging bladder that's
getting more uncomfortable by the minute.
When I get in I'm nearly doing a pee dance, I have to get one leg out of my jeans and pants, I squat down ready and I put my phone right by my pussy so
the recording is nice and clear and because the pee only has to travel a short distance to the funnel or the jug, it
picks up all the piss n' pussy sounds that aren't normally captured on my other recordings, I was
fascinated when I played it back, wow it's absolutely crystal clear!
I'd love to know what you think, have a play of my free pee sample, I bet you haven't hear a girl pee as clear as that!
Please have a play of my free pee sample below and you'll hear what I
mean, I bet you've never heard a clearer pissing pussy! By the way, I know that
my pissing efforts are always appreciated by you guys, thank you so much for
your emails, I reply to some of them, but not all, sorry, but I do tend to go and answer the polite ones.
Hey but whether I answer
you or not, I do take notice of your praise, your comments, your criticism and
your ideas for my kinky pissing, some are brilliant, thank you!
Buy this and get your 46 minutes of my peeing out-takes for FREE!
There's 11 separate pisses on this download, all the pees are in .mp3 and
they all sound different. All my tracks are separated with me doing an Aaaaahhh!
The complete recording is just over 24 minutes.
I'm putting the 1.1 litre piss first, the time on that is a minute and a half,
the longest pee on this recording is three minutes and twenty seconds! That's
right at the end, it's where I pee 1.6 litres! That really was a belly buster!
I don't always use the funnel, I get bored after about a minute of pissing and I
want to make different sounds and I want to push to hiss, so there's a variation
in sounds which is good I think . . . . This personal pissing contest is a bit
of my own pee fun from me to you, it was my idea for something different.
Here is the list of quantities starting from the first recording:
1) I piss for 1.24 seconds and I do 1.160 mls - a good start!
2) I piss for 2.04 seconds and I do 1.2 mls exactly.
3) I piss for 2.36 seconds and I do a shade over 1.3 mls.
4) I piss for 1.36 seconds and I do 1.38 mls.
5) I piss for 3.35 seconds and I do a shade over 1.4 mls.
6) I piss for 1.31 seconds and I do 1.42 mls - it's getting hard to hold now,
maybe because I have to be sober!
7) I piss for 1.05 seconds and I do 1.48 mls - this is my fastest time, I really
squeezed this pee out as I had someone waiting for me downstairs and I was dying
to go and I didn't want to waste it!
8) I piss for 2.33 seconds and I do 1.49 mls - I really overdid this pee at the
start, I peed full force and I hurt my bladder, but, being in mid-flow, I
carried on peeing, but I found it difficult to pee as it hurt my bladder
muscles.
9) I piss for 2.32 seconds and I do 1.51 mls - it might have been a bit more,
but I took my eye off the ball and I pissed on the floor, splashed my jeans and
soaked my sock! I was annoyed to say the least, I hate wasting my precious pee!
10) I piss for 2.15 seconds and I do 1.54 mls - phew! This is like watching
paint dry! Such a lot of effort and only going up by small increments, I'm
squeezing my dregs like mad to get the last few drops out, or otherwise I have
to start again!
11) I piss for 3.23 seconds and I do - wait for it . . . 1.6 litres!! When I
finished and went to pick it up I had to use both hands it was soooo heavy! The
jug was hot too and the contents swirling round was clear, almost drinkable?
So, unless I can do a measured piss when I'm drunk, that's it, I just cannot
beat this record, but it's fairly respectable I think. All done for you and me
with sheer determination xx V
victoriasuperpisser@gmail.com
Pissing in a jug isn't very horny, but it's been fun, I've tried to make my
pissing interesting for you by varying my pee speeds and sexy girlie sounds
(gushing, hard spraying, hissing, pumping etc) and I've enjoyed introducing
something different & add more peeing fun to my site.
Yours, Victoria, with kisses and lots of pisses! xx
As a suggestion I'm putting
one or two pee related pictures up, here's a picture of my pee spray patterns!
LOTS OF FREE PEE! (48 out-takes lasting 46 minutes)
Hi, it's me! I'm having a clear out of my failures - my inability to pee properly!!
My phone has loads of my pissing on it, peeing that
for one reason or another doesn't make the grade, I'm quite hard on myself, I like quality.
There's a whole load of this 'junk' - and I don't want to thrown them all away. For example:
ones that are too quiet, (Cascade will put all these in a zip file for me/us) there's my peeing
that's too short where I thought that I'd got a load!
The microphone on my phone is very sensitive and it picks up my
tummy gurgling (I hate that). Also, in my early days there was distortion where I held the microphone too close
to my vagina. Oh yeah and when I record my pee at home, like an idiot I sometimes leave my
bathroom window open, such a stupid girl I am - so there's traffic noises over a classic bit of peeing! Doh!
There's also an attack of the squits (which was totally unexpected). I get very disappointed
when my bladder and I don't make the spec we're aiming for, like if I'm so looking forward to doing a power
piss and I haven't been drinking the right stuff and my bladder won't cooperate, I can't power for toffee. Also when
my piss won't hiss, why? and when I run out of pee just a few seconds short of my goal dammit.
Also my experiments which are too numerous to mention, but if you've read my pages and you've bought
my stuff, you'll know what I mean. But my pee stream has a mind of its own, my biggest problem is
when I power up for a gush and it just turns into a spray like a watering can and goes simply everywhere!
So there you are my faithful pee fans, you'll get this free pee set when you buy anything from my site,
I think it's sensible to give things to those who appreciate my 'work' than throw it away and it's gone
forever, don't you? If you've been one of my happy wanky customers and you want to recieve one,
write to me, I will acknowledge you xx V