Victoria's words:
I told you I was going to do a fun pissing contest with myself, well, here I am with
my big glass jug and my big funnel and my big bladder for my fun pissing contest to perform in my bathroom at home.
I often measure my bladder capacity, it's a fun thing to do and it's
interesting to actually see how much pee I can hold. When I do, I try to piss in the jug, aiming
into the pouring part because it's wider and sometimes it works out (I'm not good at accuracy) and
sometimes it doesn't and my hot pee goes on my legs and my feet, it happens a lot when I
push my pee out to make my lovely piss hiss. Some women can do a nice neat thick pee jet, but oh no,
not me, when I'm standing and force the pee stream, it turns to a uncontrollable
spray, it flys everywhere! I think it's my large labia and I get so annoyed, so I now use a plastic funnel so I can
catch all of my pee stream and every drop of my pee collects in my lovely clean glass jug.
I'm sorry about the slight jug noise on th bathroom floor, I move the jug occasionally when I change my pissing position,
so if you can imagine me, with my phone in one hand and my piss jug in the other trying to position myself over the jug's
narrow opening, it's quite an achievement and a spectacle I bet!
I love watching it fill, the sides go all misty with the warmth and I really love the sound it makes, it's so clear,
it's a sort of ringing echo inside the jug?
I have to do my personal pissing contest recordings in the bathroom at my place, so I'm
restricted when I can do this fun pissing and I have to save it all up until I get
home, that's the bad bit really, carrying a bulging bladder that's getting more uncomfortable by the minute.
I put my phone right by my pussy so it's nice and clear and because the pee only has to travel a short distance, it picks
up all the piss n' pussy sounds that aren't normally captured, I was fascinated when I played it back, wow!
See (or hear!) what you think, play my free sample below and you'll hear what I mean, I bet you've never heard a clearer pissing pussy!
By the way, I know that my pissing efforts are always appreciated by you guys, thank you so much
for your emails, I reply to some of them, but not all, sorry. But whether I
answer you or not, I do take notice of your praise, your comments, your
criticism and your ideas for my kinky pissing, some are brilliant,
thank you!
There's 11 seperate pisses on this download, all the pees are in .mp3 and they all sound
different. All my tracks are separated with me doing an Aaaaahhh! The complete recording is just over 24 minutes.
I'm putting the 1.1 litre piss first, the time on that is a minute and a half, the longest pee on this recording is
three minutes and twenty seconds! That's right at the end, it's where I pee 1.6 litres! That really was a belly buster!
I don't always use the funnel, I get bored after about a minute of pissing and I want to make different sounds and I
want to push to hiss, so there's a variation in sounds which is good I think . . . .
This personal pissing contest is a bit of my own pee fun from me to you, it was my idea for something different.
Here is the list of quantities starting from the first recording:
1) I piss for 1.24 seconds and I do 1.160 mls - a good start!
2) I piss for 2.04 seconds and I do 1.2 mls exactly.
3) I piss for 2.36 seconds and I do a shade over 1.3 mls.
4) I piss for 1.36 seconds and I do 1.38 mls.
5) I piss for 3.35 seconds and I do a shade over 1.4 mls.
6) I piss for 1.31 seconds and I do 1.42 mls - it's getting hard to hold now, maybe because I have to be sober!
7) I piss for 1.05 seconds and I do 1.48 mls - this is my fastest time, I really squeezed this pee out as I had
someone waiting for me downstairs and I was dying to go and I didn't want to waste it!
8) I piss for 2.33 seconds and I do 1.49 mls - I really overdid this pee at the start, I peed full force and I hurt
my bladder, but, being in mid-flow, I carried on peeing, but I found it difficult to pee as it hurt my bladder muscles.
9) I piss for 2.32 seconds and I do 1.51 mls - it might have been a bit more, but I took my eye off the ball and I
pissed on the floor, splashed my jeans and soaked my sock! I was annoyed to say the least, I hate wasting my precious pee!
10) I piss for 2.15 seconds and I do 1.54 mls - phew! This is like watching paint dry! Such a lot of effort and only going
up by small increments, I'm squeezing my dregs like mad to get the last few drops out, or otherwise I have to start again!
11) I piss for 3.23 seconds and I do - wait for it . . . 1.6 litres!! When I finished and went to pick it up I had to use both hands
it was soooo heavy! The jug was hot too and the contents swirling round was clear, almost drinkable?
So, unless I can do a measured piss when I'm drunk, that's it, I just cannot beat this record, but it's fairly
respectable I think. All done for you and me with sheer determination xx V
victoriasuperpisser@gmail.com
Pissing in a jug isn't very horny, but it's been fun, I've tried to make my pissing
interesting for you by varying my pee speeds and sexy girlie sounds (gushing,
hard spraying, hissing, pumping etc) and I've enjoyed introducing something
different & add more peeing fun to my site.
Yours, Victoria, with kisses and lots of pisses! xx
As a suggestion I'm putting one or two
pee related pictures up, here's a picture of my pee spray patterns!