I hate
having to want to fart when I'm with people, (particularly my clients!) I always
hope that it'll just sneak out quietly with no sound and un-noticed? No way!
Mine always squeak! Uuug, so embarrassing, so sometimes if the need to let one go
gets bad, I just go to the Ladies' quickly to do a short pee while another woman is peeing so I can let my
wind out, so that's why some of these pee recordings have a farting sound in
them.
I know by your mail that you've heard me passing wind on some of my
pee recordings and you said you liked it/them, so instead of having them edited
out, I've asked for them to be kept in.
Also, I get so full of pee and yet I'm enjoying the hold so much that I go
and let the pressure off a bit and so there's some of those quick pees on here
too where I just do a little drain, or if I'm in a hurry, like I've said, "I
just want to blow my nose", I do a full power quick gush.
Those of you
who've read my other pages know that I get quite drunk after my meetings and
when I am, the simplest thing like pressing record on my phone becomes such a
difficult task, but somehow I manage it, BUT what I've got to do now as well is
hold it between my legs and then pee, skillfully missing my phone AND without it
dropping down the bathroom toilet, (oh nooo!) ha ha yes, but I've been OK so far.
But then when
I'm drunk, I can't seem to hold the phone properly and sometimes it ends up
being turned off and that's the annoying part! The result being that only the
beginnings of some real classic, bladder busting pee sounds are recorded, so I'll leave the rest of
those recordings of my pee to your imagination, sorry.
When I'm sober (and completely sensible) and just before I meet one of my
associates, I dart into the ladies' bathroom where all the other women pee and empty out my lovely big bladder
so I know I have room for full capacity, this is because I love the thrill of it filling,
I do, I adore it. So there's some of my 'draining off' recordings on here too.
In my regular bar I'm allowed to use the staff bathroom if there's a woman peeing in the bar toilet.
You'll have to forgive some of my bad phone postitioning when I'm pissed, sometimes it's too close to my fanny and pee stream and the sound distorts a bit if I power up or I squirt and oh yeh, sometimes I'm already sat down and peeing and I'm waving the phone in the air like a silly woman. But even when I'm pissed, there's always some kind of recording of my sexy pissing for you to wank (or tut-tut) over and I think it all adds to the sounds of realistic, naughty fun!
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