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Here's my bulge picture, how long it will be here I don't know
Sorry for cropping my picture, but I'm really going as near as I dare.
This is actually me, Victoria, the person who does all those lovely pee styles
that you love - I like this picture because you can see the beginnings of my
cute little bladder bulge, I bet you'd like to press it!
I'm all dressed up ready to go out on the town in this picture, I'm wearing my
bling instead of my company T shirt and jeans and you can see by the swelling
that I've already got quite a bit of pee inside me, it always feels so good to
have a head start on my bladder when I go out and it definitely puts the devil
inside of me, it puts me in the 'holding it' mood and makes me ready for another
erotic pissing performance, I can't wait to get a drink!
I'm really nervous about straying from my look-a-like pictures, after all,
they're not a bad portrayal?
I promised myself that I wouldn't do this,
pictures of me were a definite no-no, but you keep on asking, so I have relented
- for now - because it may get to me eventually and I may ask for it to be taken
down. But for now, it stays, I hope it makes you happy, V x
Buy any one of my peeing sound files and get your 46 minutes of my peeing out-takes for FREE!
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Hi, it's me! I'm having a clear out of my failures - my inability to pee properly!!
My phone has loads of my pissing on it, peeing that
for one reason or another doesn't make the grade, I'm quite hard on myself, I like quality.
There's a whole load of this 'junk' - and I don't want to thrown them all away. For example:
ones that are too quiet, (Cascade will put all these in a zip file for me/us) there's my peeing
that's too short where I thought that I'd got a load!
The microphone on my phone is very sensitive and it picks up my
tummy gurgling (I hate that). Also, in my early days there was distortion where I held the microphone too close
to my vagina. Oh yeah and when I record my pee at home, like an idiot I sometimes leave my
bathroom window open, such a stupid girl I am - so there's traffic noises over a classic bit of peeing! Doh!
There's also an attack of the squits (which was totally unexpected). I get very disappointed
when my bladder and I don't make the spec we're aiming for, like if I'm so looking forward to doing a power
piss and I haven't been drinking the right stuff and my bladder won't cooperate, I can't power for toffee. Also when
my piss won't hiss, why? and when I run out of pee just a few seconds short of my goal dammit.
Also my experiments which are too numerous to mention, but if you've read my pages and you've bought
my stuff, you'll know what I mean. But my pee stream has a mind of its own, my biggest problem is
when I power up for a gush and it just turns into a spray like a watering can and goes simply everywhere!
So there you are my faithful pee fans, you'll get this free pee set when you buy anything from my site,
I think it's sensible to give things to those who appreciate my 'work' than throw it away and it's gone
forever, don't you? If you've been one of my happy wanky customers and you want to recieve one,
write to me, I will acknowledge you xx V