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SampleIf you've read my pages on this site you'll know that I'm in the entertainment industry and that I meet clients
to offer them package deals from my company for their venues. My job is to get the best deal and I'm paid by commision.
Well, it's been 9 months now that I haven't been able to get a decent income, clients are few and far between and they
have far less of a budget to spend. They're also stingey with buying me drinks now, drinks that used to pump up my
bladder so I can perform my peeing for you. My clients have much less petty cash in their wallets, I've never known it
to be like this!
I am now almost completely dependent on the sales from this site for my own income, I'd love you to consider buying
from me, my recordings don't disappoint and I've never had a complaint!
THANK YOU IN ANTICIPATION! Victoria x
Well, here it is, my very first (over) half hour sound file with me, Victoria, peeing, with a little remote help from Cascade - thank you! I'm hoping to do all the different sections in the next few weeks, so you can choose which of my peeing sounds you prefer. I've put this first pee recording together with a mixed selection of power, tinkle, quiet, stop start, some pees I found difficult to get out because my bladder was so overfull (drunk!) and there's some nice steady flows of my lovely piss. They all last over a minute, some are nearly two! God bless my bursting bladder!! Just click on the PayPal and pay 3 pounds and Cascade will send you the download link xx My peeing recording is compressed mp3 and it's 34 minutes long.
Below is my second peeing presentation for you, this one is my pelvic floor
exercises, my stopping and starting my pee stream, there's a lot of squirting and each pee I do is nothing less than 30
seconds, many are more than a minute long. I love squeezing and tensing and the
hissy noise my fanny makes! My pee stream squirts, hisses and makes these
incredible sexy noises, It's only 3 GBP!!
The peeing recording is compressed mp3 and it's 32 minutes long.
My third audio mp3 pee file is my power pissing section, it's where I pee full
tilt into the pan, (any pan!), so there's lots of hissing where I push so hard.
These are really desperate pees where I was really on the edge. The longest one is 2.25
in a butcher's shop, I just had to ask to use their loo, I couldn't walk another
step. There's a funny sounding one as well, it's one where an inflamation on one
of my labia sends my pee stream into a crazy, twirly wirly fit! This
pissing is such fun!
This recording is 31 minutes long and it's a compressed mp3
Here is my fourth pee audio sound file, it's full of quiet, hushed up pees that I
do when I think someone is either listening to me or they're waiting outside the
loo door. The longest one on this download is 2.20 and the shortest is 33
seconds. There's a few farts on this one, I thought of taking them out, but I
get messages actually PRAISING my farts!! Well thanks!
It's just that I get embarrassed easily, that's why I pee quietly when I think
someone can hear me, but don't
forget that I have my phone between my legs, so it's not THAT quiet! Quite a bit
of piss hissing going on in this recording. It's 32 minutes long, in mp3 format
and it's full of my pissing!
These are my efforts at holding my pee until I can either take a pee break, or not take one more step getting to a bathroom and seeing if I have enough pee to make my piss hiss and after all my effort & pain, I think I was quite successful. All of this recording, which is 34 minutes of my pissing has my lovely hiss included in each take which you will love, I'm very pleased I can make this lovely sound for you.
I have to do my personal pissing contest recordings in the bathroom at my place,
so I'm restricted when I can do this fun, lone pissing competition and I have to save it all up
until I get home, that's the bad bit really, drinking tea, coffee and water all day and carrying a bulging bladder that's
getting more uncomfortable by the minute.
When I get in I'm nearly doing a pee dance, I have to get one leg out of my jeans and pants, I squat down ready and I put my phone right by my fanny so
the recording is nice and clear and because the pee only has to travel a short distance to the funnel or the jug, it
picks up all the piss n' pussy sounds that aren't normally captured on my other recordings, I was
fascinated when I played it back, wow it's absolutely crystal clear!
I'd love to know what you think, have a play of my free pee sample, I bet you haven't heard a girl pee as clear as that!
Please have a play of my free pee sample below and you'll hear what I
mean, I bet you've never heard a clearer pissing pussy!
When Victoria gets drunk in the karaoke bar, her brain gets confused and so does her bladder, although it can't take much more, she doesn't feel the need to pee as her bladder is quite numb, it's holding so much piss and the signals to her brain are being ignored, her bladder is so stretched, it's probably holding twice as much piss as normal before any pain kicks in and sends an urgent message to her brain, then, at last, this finally makes her realise that she needs the bathroom - badly!
Pissing Fun - peeing with my legs tightly crossed! V11 -
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OK, let me run this by you, this is the plan: I fill up my bladder to the brim so I'm absolutely bursting
to pee, then I go
to the bathroom and take off my jeans and my pants, then sit on the toilet as normal BUT THEN I cross my legs like I'm
sitting in a comfy chair. It already sounds (and it does feel) weird!
Then, I put my phone on record and slide it down the gap between the toilet seat and my right thigh so the microphone will
pick up the sound of my peeing.
OK so far, but now comes the difficult bit, remember I've got my legs tightly crossed and usually that means my urethra
is shut off, I mean, women sit like that when they're out when they need a pee and they're trying to stop it coming out
by crossing their legs. I've done it too, loads of times, but now I'm sitting there on the toilet, my bladder muscle is
open, my piss is trying to get out because I can feel my urethra swelling up to the size of my finger, it's swelling up
with my piss and my bladder is pushing like crazy to get the pee out, it's producing enormous pressure, it feels like
it's going to explode and my eyes are watering like I'm crying. To be honest, although it felt quite painful,
surprisingly, the delicious pain my bladder produced was quite enjoyable, I know it sounds crazy, but it actually made
me want to do it more!
My mp3 pee audio is full of my minute long pissing, at least a minute,
some of them are nearly two! All done in lots of different styles so you get a
nice variety - aren't I nice to you?
I managed to put these together to share with you as I love to pee for a long
time.
Yeah and when I have to go to a public bathroom, I'm sure some women listen to me
because I know no-one else can piss like me. But in all honesty, that's what I
HATE about using a public bathroom, other women listening to my peeing, so I
always pee on the side of the bowl with just a few drips falling into the water,
but I think I turn it into an advantage? I think the softer recording sounds
good, it sounds sexy, lovely gentle quiet pissing. I get my phone up really
close to my pee stream and afterwards, when I look at it and it's covered in my
piss spray! Hmmmm, I wonder who'd like to lick it off?
This recording lasts 34 minutes and is filled with pees that last at least a minute, some are nearly 2! It's 3 GBP and it's a little bit of me for you to keep x
I get so full of pee and yet I'm enjoying the hold so much that I go
and let the pressure off a bit and so there's some of those quick pees on here
too where I just do a little drain, or if I'm in a hurry, like I've said, "I
just want to blow my nose", I do a full power quick gush.
Those of you
who've read my other pages know that I get quite drunk after my meetings and
when I am, the simplest thing like pressing record on my phone becomes such a
difficult task, but somehow I manage it, BUT what I've got to do now as well is
hold it between my legs and then pee, skillfully missing my phone AND without it
dropping down the bathroom toilet, ha ha yes, but I've been OK so far.
But then when
I'm drunk, I can't seem to hold the phone properly and sometimes it ends up
being turned off and that's the annoying part! The result being that only the
beginnings of some real classic, bladder busting pee sounds are recorded, so
I'll leave the rest of those recordings to your imagination, sorry.
Just my bladder emptying on its own - naturally
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Being serious now, if you have difficulty in dropping off to sleep, or trouble sleeping and you love the sound of
water, then use a woman softly peeing, this is a sexy alternative to counting sheep! Honestly, the sound of my soft,
calming, sexy peeing will lull you into a beautiful deep sleep. It's hydro hypno therapee!
When I say a 'natural piss stream' I mean without any effort or interference by me by pushing or squeezing etc.
I love watching this one, watching the pee come out, the anticipation for the next gush or trickle is a killer and
the feeling of my bladder contracting, going into auto emptying mode!
My NATURAL FLOW download is where my full bladder does it's own thing, it's quite fascinating because all I do is
fill myself up with pee and wait for as long as I can, then I just sit on the toilet and release - that's it, no effort
from me, just my bladder contracting, sort of breathing, making 'waves' and doing all of the emptying process by
itself! It will stop, it resizes and then it starts up again, all by itself, it's great to watch!
Thank you for your email suggestions and your responses, praise, likes and
wants. I love your suggestions for new peeing styles because I like experimenting, so write to me and be as ridiculous
or as creative as you like!
V x
victoriasuperpisser@gmail.com
LOTS OF FREE PEE! (48 out-takes lasting 46 minutes)
Hi, it's me! I'm having a clear out of my failures - my inability to pee properly!!
My phone has loads of my pissing on it, peeing that for one reason or another doesn't make the grade, I'm quite hard on myself, I like quality.
There's a whole load of this 'junk' - and I don't want to thrown them all away. For example: ones that are too quiet, (Cascade will put all these in a zip file for me/us) there's my peeing that's too short where I thought that I'd got a load!
The microphone on my phone is very sensitive and it picks up my tummy gurgling (I hate that). Also, in my early days there was distortion where I held the microphone too close to my vagina. Oh yeah and when I record my pee at home, like an idiot I sometimes leave my bathroom window open, such a stupid girl I am - so there's traffic noises over a classic bit of peeing! Doh!
There's also an attack of the squits (which was totally unexpected). I get very disappointed when my bladder and I don't make the spec we're aiming for, like if I'm so looking forward to doing a power piss and I haven't been drinking the right stuff and my bladder won't cooperate, I can't power for toffee. Also when my piss won't hiss, why? and when I run out of pee just a few seconds short of my goal dammit.
Also my experiments which are too numerous to mention, but if you've read my pages and you've bought my stuff, you'll know what I mean. But my pee stream has a mind of its own, my biggest problem is when I power up for a gush and it just turns into a spray like a watering can and goes simply everywhere!
So there you are my faithful pee fans, you'll get this free pee set when you buy anything from my site, I think it's sensible to give things to those who appreciate my 'work' than throw it away and it's gone forever, don't you? If you've been one of my happy wanky customers and you want to recieve one,
write to me, I will acknowledge you xx V