Super Pissing Audio! Peeing Sounds of Victoria's Bladder!

Victoria pisses like a racehorse, or she tinkles, or hisses her piss!

I'd love to know that you're masturbating to my pissing, that really turns me on!
Please bookmark this page and cum back, my latest super pee sound files will be finished and uploaded as soon as I can so you can get my exciting personal peeing sounds - each one was recorded by me, straight to my phone between my legs especially for you!! Vx

Mixed Long Super Pee Sounds
Well, here it is, my very first (over) half hour sound file with me, Victoria, peeing, with a little remote help from Cascade - thank you! I'm hoping to do all the different sections in the next few weeks, so you can choose which of my super pissing sounds you prefer. I've been having trouble with the mobile website, but I've still put this first one together with a grand selection of power, tinkle, quiet, stop start. Some of my pees I found difficult to get out because my bladder was so overfull (drunk!) and there's some nice steady flows of my lovely piss. Nobody can piss like I do! My super pisses all last over a minute, some are nearly two! God bless my super bladder!! Just click on the PayPal and pay 3 pounds and I'll send you the download link xx The recording of me pissing is compressed mp3 and it's 34 minutes long.

Stop-Start Peeing
Below is my second super peeing presentation for you, this one is my pelvic floor excercises, my stopping and starting my pee stream, there's a lot of squirting and each super pee I do is nothing less than 30 seconds, many are more than a minute long. I love squeezing and tensing my lovely bladder and making the sexy hissy noises that I'm training my pussy to make! My lovely clear hot pee stream squirts and hisses and there's some good bursts of me gushing my piss, I think all of those unique girlie pee sounds are so incredibly sexy, I hope you do too! This file is only 3 GBP!!
The recording is compressed mp3 and it's 32 minutes long.

Powerful Gushing Piss
My third audio mp3 pee file is my power pissing section, it's where I pee full tilt into the pan, (any pan!), so there's lots of hissing where I push so hard. These are really desperate pees, I was really on the edge. Longest one is 2.25 in a butcher's shop, I just had to ask to use their loo, I couldn't walk another step. There's a funny sounding one as well, it's one where an inflamation on one of my pussy lips sends my pee stream into a crazy, twirly wirly fit! This pissing is such fun!
This recording is 31 minutes long, it's 3 UK pounds and it's a compressed mp3

Quiet Secret Pissing,
Here is my fourth pee audio sound file, it's full of quiet, hushed up pees that I do when I think someone is either listening to me or they're waiting outside the loo door. The longest one on this download is 2.20 and the shortest is 33 seconds. There's a few farts on this one, I thought of taking them out, but I get messages actually PRAISING my farts!! Well thanks!
It's just that I get embarrassed easily, that's why I pee quietly when I think someone can hear me, but don't forget that I have my phone between my legs, so it's not THAT quiet! Quite a bit of piss hissing going on in this recording. It's 32 minutes long, in mp3 format, 3 pounds and it's full of my pissing!

Hissing Pissing - That Beautiful Female Sound!
All Piss with lots of HISSSSSSSSS!

This is my 5th pee set and they're all my efforts at holding my pee until I can eiither take a pee break, or not take one more step and get to a toilet and see if I can make my pee hiss and I was very successful. All of this 34 minutes sound file is of my lovely pissing and it has hissing included in each pee, I'm very pleased and so pround that I can make this lovely erotic female sound for you x
You're buying all of my blood, sweat and tears, not to mention my pain! For 3 UK pounds.

I'm trying to keep my promises of having new pee sounds pages and here is my latest, these are my hissing sounds guys. The shortest one is a minute and the longest one is 2.58!! - Yesssss!
That long one was done at home, I really was bursting, I was dying to go and luckily for me, when I released it, it all came out gently and slowly so I could push a little and make it hiss to make it sound nice n' sexy for you.
I think the hissing pissing is fascinating, it's such a sexy sound, not every woman can do it and I get so annoyed when I can't do it, but when I can I'm such a happy girl, a smiling hissy, super pisser!

My distended bladder recordings when I'm drunk and I don't know what I'm doing!
When I get drunk, my brain gets confused and so does my bladder, although it can't take much more, I don't feel the need as it's quite numb, it's holding so much piss and the signals to my brain are being ignored, my bladder is so stretched, it's probably holding twice as much piss before any pain kicks in and sends an urgent message, then, this finally makes me realise that I need the toilet - badly!
Sometimes, when I let go and I finally start to pee, it's very difficult to start the flow and the pee comes out really slowly, it's quite locked up and it worries me. In some of these particular recordings, there's some lovely soft gentle hisses of pressure where I'm trying to push my stuborn pee out!

My shorter pees - 30 seconds to a minute

The overflows to take off the pressure, the pees to let the farts out and the ones to drain my bladder before a nice long hold.

I get so full of pee and I'm enjoying the hold so much I go and let the pressure off a bit and so there's some of those quick pees on here too where I just do a little drain, or if I'm in a hurry I say "I just want to blow my nose", then I do a full power quick gush.
Those of you who've read my other pages know that I get quite drunk after my meetings and when I am, the simplest thing like pressing record on my phone becomes such a difficult task, but somehow I manage it, BUT what I've got to do is pee and skillfully miss my phone with my pee jet AND without it dropping down the toilet.
But then when I'm drunk, I can't seem to hold the phone properly and sometimes it ends up being turned off and that's the annoying part! The result being that only the beginnings of some real classic, bladder busting pee sounds are recorded.

My mixed bag of pees, there's all different pee sounds, ending with my classic 3 minute hard to get out pee - I think that was my bladder's limit though?

There's a lot of pee recordings on this one, I've done it at home so the audio is nice and clear, especially the tricky ones. One is where I was all ready for a power piss into the pan from a hover and when I let go it turned into a spray, my piss went everywhere! A bit like a watering can! There was nothing I could do so I just went with the flow!
There's also a really good pee where I was so desperate in town and I had to use a public loo in a cafe and I hate that. There was someone waiting outside to use the toilet after me and I hate peeing when people can hear me (crazy isn't it?) so I peed really quietly and it was a long one!
There's at least one distended bladder where I can't pee and it's a job to get my pee flow flowing, I feel like I'm going to pop so I'm really careful, but the trouble is, I like holding it.
There's a long straight one, this was one I did in the morning, a lovely enjoyable pee, no fancy pissing, just a long uninterupted consistent pee stream. I must thank Cascade for helping me with my pissing pages, I do the rough notes and it all gets put on the 'net like magic!
I also apologise for being so out of it with alcahol, I know I have to record and I know I have to put my phone between my legs and 99% of the time it's OK, but occassionally my phone is either too far away from my pee stream or too close, sorry, but when I'm so full of pee, I just want to get started and enjoy it, so I hope you'll enjoy my efforts? I'm a piss artist, not a recording engineer, I enjoy having my lovely big bladder and I love sharing my enjoyment with you x.

This .mp3 audio is 35 minutes long, it's mixed pissing done by me, Victoria, it's pee after pee, there's no vocals except an 'ahhh' after each piss. There's no short pees, most are a minute or over and there's an outstanding bladder buster near the end that's 3 minutes long!!
The cost is 3 GBP by PayPal

My Pissing Contest!

This is my fun piss filled pissing contest where I try to improve the quantity of the last one.
A regular buyer of my work suggested this and I thought it would be both interesting and fun and I love to test my bladder and measure how much pee I do.
I'd never done this sort of peeing as a lone competition before, so I had a few 'test runs'.
I found it quite difficult at first, holding my phone and tilting the jug to get my pussy peeing just right so there's maximum effect. I was amazed how clear the recordings of my peeing was, mainly because the stream dosn't have far to travel, the sound is amazing and I think it's so interesting and because I'm dedicated on improving the quantity on the next pee, it encourages me to hold it even more, because I really want to do more pee than last time - and I do (did)!

My fun pissing contest runs for nearly 25 minutes, again, as with all my recordings, there's no voices except an aaahh of relief after each big pee. It will cost you 3 GBP and you can pay by PayPal or your credit/debit card. You will be sent the download link from Cascade. I hope you enjoy me x V

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Thank you for your email suggestions and your responses, praise, likes and wants X

My next pee set is going to be my long & difficult to do pisses, I can quite happily pee for a minute, that's nothing new for me, but as you know, I just love LOVE holding it, so I'm going to do a Long Pees Mk 2. This will have all new long pisses from my fab bladder, I'm always excited when I set my mind to new pee projects, thank you so much for your messages of support, they really cheer me on!
Hoping to get this up and available soon. Love & pisses, Victoria xx

You can mail me at the above address, I get A LOT of mail, mostly saying how much they appreciate my bladder, it's all good praise and I love that, but please don't enter into conversation, I honestly don't have the time, nor the inclination to go deep into talking about pissy things which, if you genuinely want to know my feelings on, just take a look around at my site, visit my pages, I tell you loads of things that we (me and you) love about pissing: holding it, doing different styles of peeing (which I love), being caught with an unbelievable swollen bladder with nowhere to go (that's happened), my recording styles, the ones where I'm so drunk I distort the recording!
I hate that and when I play it back I think, why oh why! But it's there, you can still hear how badly I needed to pee, the suffering I must have endured, I'm just no good at positioning my phone and adjusting the distance when I gush it out (a bit like a singer when they belt it out, they move the mic away from their mouth) same with me and my pussy, I try and get rid of the first lot of piss because it hurts so bad, so I try to force it out to make things more comfortable, then I can concentrate on making a 'show' for you, to make my pee at the time as interesting as I can and do the pissing style I'm supposed to be doing (if I can remember!)

I get mail mostly from guys, as you would expect and they ask if I do videos and I plainly state on my web pages that I don't, so please stop asking - please? I have a brilliant job which I adore, I am on my company videos and mail shots, I have a really good life, I am in a very stable relationship which I cherish and appreciate, but my private love of pissing is really quite extraordinary, I cannot help but enjoy my holding, the risks I take, the pretence I have to put on just so I can hold it another 5 minutes, the agonies endured while I fill my bladder to enourmous proportions (I love doing that) and still try to appear normal - that is a challenge I face head on, walking and talking as if I'm empty - YOU try it!!

When did I start my interest in peeing?
I had a fairly strict upbringing, my mother still is strict with me, but my dad is lovely, he just adores me and to tell you the truth, I can twist him round my little finger!
I remember being at school and needing to go and being denied and having to wait and although it was inconvenient, I sort of liked it, I got to enjoy the full feeling and if I was allowed to go and pee, I was disappointed! It got so enjoyable that even when I'd been allowed out of class to pee, I just used to walk around the corridor and go back to class, bladder still full. Then, say at lunch time, I would give in and go and pee, I couldn't help noticing that I peed much longer than the other girls, but I found their pee sound was facinating.

When I was in the cubicle next door, I used to listen to their peeing and if I liked it, I would try and imitate it, I'd sort of record it in my mind and having such a big bladder and lots of pee, I could have loads of tries at one 'sitting'. I get embarrassed about the length of time it takes me to empty, my friends used to comment and use the words 'horse' 'camel' and so on, so I developed a preference for peeing alone, I hated the sarcastic comments when someone could hear my endless piddling, so I developed a hushed up style of which there is a whole section devoted to that on here.

I think that's how I developed my love of different peeing styles, I certainly got bored with sounding the same, doing repeats over and over again, I found that I prefered variation, to squirt it and make frothy bubbles, to go at half speed, using my sphincter to pinch my urethra so only a small amount of pee was allowed to escape, that's fun!
It wasn't until my introduction to alcohol that I faced a whole new phase in my pissing, wow, I entered a completley new era, lager was a gift from God for girls with super pissing powers, I was blessed!

But I was a teenager, I started to get drunk, but my mother didn't approve, she called me all sorts of slutty names, so this is how my 'sober disguise' came about and to fool my mum I had to be pretty darn good - and I was. That ability stays with me and I've fooled many a guy who tries to get me pissed and into my pants, he just ends up in a worse state himself and I just walk away and record my bursting pee - my super peeing audio - for me & you!
So, there you are, some of your questions answered, that is of course if you've been bothered to read it, sorry, but some of you guys are just plain lazy!

Victoria's super long pissing audio pee sounds. Gushing hissing piss

Victoria pisses like a racehorse, or she tinkles, or hisses her piss!