Well, here it is, my very first (over) half hour sound file with me, Victoria, peeing, with a little remote help from Cascade - thank you! I'm hoping to do all the different sections in the next few weeks, so you can choose which of my woman peeing sounds you prefer. I've put this first pee recording together with a mixed selection of power, tinkle, quiet, stop start, some pees I found difficult to get out because my bladder was so overfull (drunk!) and there's some nice steady flows of my lovely pee. They all last over a minute, some are nearly two! God bless my bursting bladder!! Just click on the PayPal and pay 3 pounds and Cascade will send you the download link xx My woman peeing recording is compressed mp3 and it's 34 minutes long.
Below is my second peeing presentation for you, this one is my pelvic floor exercises, my stopping and starting my pee stream, there's a lot of squirting and each pee I do is nothing less than 30 seconds, many are more than a minute long. I love squeezing and tensing my lovely bladder and hearing the noise my peeing vagina makes! My pee stream squirts, hisses and makes these incredible sexy noises, It's only 3 GBP!!
The women peeing recording is compressed mp3 and it's 32 minutes long.
My third audio mp3 pee file is my power peeing section, it's where I pee full tilt into the pan, (any pan!), so there's lots of hissing where I push so hard. These are really desperate pees where I was really on the edge. The longest one is 2.25 in a butcher's shop, I just had to ask to use their loo, I couldn't walk another step. There's a funny sounding one as well, it's one where an inflamation on one of my labia sends my pee stream into a crazy, twirly wirly fit! This peeing is such fun!
This woman peeing recording is 31 minutes long and it's a compressed mp3
Here is my fourth pee audio sound file, it's full of quiet, hushed up pees that I do when I think someone is either listening to me or they're waiting outside the loo door. The longest one on this download is 2.20 and the shortest is 33 seconds. There's a few farts on this one, I thought of taking them out, but I get messages actually PRAISING my farts!! Well thanks!
It's just that I get embarrassed easily, that's why I pee quietly when I think someone can hear me, but don't forget that I have my phone between my legs, so it's not THAT quiet! Quite a bit of pee hissing going on in this recording. It's 32 minutes long, in mp3 format and it's full of a woman peeing - me!
These are my efforts at holding my pee until I can either take a desperate pee break, or not take one more step getting to a bathroom and seeing if I have enough pee to make my pee hiss and after all my effort & pain, I think I was quite successful. All of this woman peeing recording, which is 34 minutes of my own personal peeing has my lovely hiss included in each take which you will love, I'm very pleased I can make this lovely sound for you.
I have to do my personal peeing contest recordings in the bathroom at my place, so I'm restricted when I can do this pee fun, kinky lone woman, personal peeing competition and I have to save it all up until I get home, that's the bad bit really, drinking tea, coffee and water all day and carrying a heavy, bulging bladder that's getting more uncomfortable by the minute and really ready to pop.
When I get in I'm nearly doing a pee dance, I have to get one leg out of my jeans and pants, I squat down ready and I put my phone right by my vagina so the recording is nice and clear and because the pee only has to travel a short distance from my vagina to the funnel or the jug, it picks up all the pee n' pussy sounds that aren't normally captured on my other recordings, I was fascinated when I played it back, wow it's absolutely crystal clear!
I'd love to know what you think, have a play of my free pee sample, I bet you haven't heard a girl pee as clear as that! Please have a play of my free pee sample below and you'll hear what I mean, I bet you've never heard a clearer peeing pussy!
When Victoria gets drunk in the karaoke bar, her brain gets confused and so does her bladder, although it can't take much more, she doesn't feel the need to pee as her bladder is quite numb, it's holding so much pee and the signals to her brain are being ignored, her poor bladder is so stretched, it's probably holding twice as much pee as normal before any pain registers and kicks in, finally sending an urgent message to her brain, then, at last, this finally makes her realise that she needs the bathroom - badly!
- Pissing Fun - woman peeing sounds with her legs crossed! V11 - OK, let me run this by you, this is the plan: I fill up my bladder to the brim so I'm absolutely bursting to pee, then I go to the bathroom and take off my jeans and my pants, then sit on the toilet as normal BUT THEN I cross my legs like I'm sitting in a comfy chair. It already sounds (and it does feel) weird!
Then, I put my phone on record and slide it down the gap between the toilet seat and my right thigh so the microphone will pick up the sound of my woman peeing sounds.
OK so far, but now comes the difficult bit, remember I've got my legs tightly crossed and usually that means my urethra is shut off, I mean, women sit like that when they're out when they need a pee and they're trying to stop it coming out by crossing their legs. I've done it too, loads of times, but now I'm sitting there on the toilet, my bladder muscle is open, my pee is trying to get out because I can feel my urethra swelling up to the size of my finger, it's swelling up with my pee and my bladder is pushing like crazy to get the pee out, it's producing enormous pressure, it feels like it's going to explode and my eyes are watering like I'm crying. To be honest, although it felt quite painful, surprisingly, the delicious pain my bladder produced was quite enjoyable, I know it sounds crazy, but it actually made me want to do it more!
My mp3 woman pee audio is full of my minute long peeing, at least a minute, some of them are nearly two! All done in lots of different woman peeing styles so you get a nice variety of my pee sounds - aren't I nice to you?
I managed to put these together to share with you as I love to pee for a long time.
Yeah and when I have to go to a public bathroom, I'm sure some women listen to me because I know no-one else can pee like me, they wonder who that woman peeing is that's in the stall! But in all honesty, that's what I HATE about using a public bathroom, other women listening to my peeing, so I always pee on the side of the bowl with just a few drips falling into the water, but I think I turn it into an advantage? I think the softer recording sounds good, it sounds sexy, lovely gentle quiet woman peeing. I get my phone up really close to my pee stream and afterwards, when I look at it, it's covered in my pee spray! Hmmmm, I wonder who'd like to lick it off?
This woman peeing recording lasts 34 minutes and is filled with pees that last at least a minute, some are nearly 2! It's 3 GBP and it's a little bit of your Victoria for you to keep x
I get so full of pee and yet I'm enjoying the hold so much that I go and let the pressure off a bit and so there's some of those quick pees on here too where I just do a little drain, or if I'm in a hurry, like I've said, "I just want to blow my nose", I do a full power quick gush.
Those of you who've read my other pages know that I get quite drunk after my meetings and when I am, the simplest thing like pressing record on my phone becomes such a difficult task, but somehow I manage it, BUT what I've got to do now as well is hold it between my legs and then pee, skillfully missing my phone AND without it dropping down the bathroom toilet, ha ha yes, but I've been OK so far.
But then when I'm drunk, I can't seem to hold the phone properly and sometimes it ends up being turned off and that's the annoying part! The result being that only the beginnings of some real classic, bladder busting woman pee sounds are recorded, so I'll leave the rest of those missing recordings to your imagination, sorry.
- Just my bladder emptying on its own - naturally V12 - Being serious now, if you have difficulty in dropping off to sleep, or trouble sleeping and you love the sound of water, then use a woman softly peeing sounds, this is a sexy alternative to counting sheep! Honestly, the sound of my soft, calming, sexy peeing will lull you into a beautiful deep sleep. It's hydro hypno therapee!
When I say a 'natural woman pee stream' I mean without any effort or interference by me by pushing or squeezing etc. I love watching this one come out the snatch, watching the pee come out, the anticipation for the next gush or trickle is a killer and the feeling of my bladder contracting, going into auto emptying mode!
My NATURAL FLOW download is where my full bladder does it's own thing, it's quite fascinating because all I do is fill myself up with water and wait for as long as I can, then I just sit on the toilet and release - that's it, no effort from me, just my bladder contracting, it's sort of breathing, making 'waves of pee' and doing all of the emptying process by itself! It will stop, it resizes and then it starts up again, all by itself, it's great to watch!
Thank you for your email suggestions and your responses, praise, likes and wants. I love your suggestions for new woan peeing sounds styles because I like experimenting, so write to me and be as ridiculous or as creative as you like!
V x
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