Hello,
thank you for listening to me and my pee: my name is Victoria, and my friends tell me that
I look a lot like Angelina Jolee: so I hope that gives you a rough idea of what
I look like?
Firstly, please forgive my attempts at remaining 'anon', but I have a good job,
I'm in the public eye frequently, and I'd be absolutely devastated if my love of
pissing got out to my family & friends and I would probably lose my boyfriend as
well.
It's my pleasure to offer you these beautiful erotic pee sounds. These are my own personal
pissing recordings for you to download and enjoy, at any time. I hope you like them as much as I've
loved recording all my different peeing sounds on mp3.
So, a bit about me: I'm English, I'm in my late twenties, I'm quite tall, I have
dark hair and a really neat, trim figure.
I'm nearly always in jeans, or shorts, they show off my long legs and I love the
way some men stare at me! They stand there, staring and I'm sure they all
undress me in their fantasies!
Men say that when I have my really tight jeans on, that I have a lovely shapely
sexy bum!
I have had a really painful and uncomfortable bladder, I've been absolutely desperate to pee, but, I've had a very
enjoyable sexy time too while making all these sexy peeing sounds for you.
My poor bladder has really been working overtime, sometimes I have to give it a
rest for a day and pee normally so it can recover! My urethra gets sore too.
I record my pee sounds on my phone in various places, some are in my favourite
karaoke bar where I get a bit drunk! But I just love my beautiful big bladder
with a passion and you will love it and treasure it too!
I've put all my lovely peeing sounds in different sections for you, so you can
choose which section that you want to download. The cost is just 3 pounds by Pay
Pal and the recording length is as stated, but my downloads are always at least a half an
hour long, you will hear just my pee, more of my pee and even more of my pee!
I hope you'll forgive me farting, I really, really try not to! I'm sure my
pissing will make your cock hard and I'm absolutely certain that I'll make you
cum and you'll cum quickly, just because you're loving my lovely peeing sounds and that
thought really gets me off!
You may have heard some, or even all of my free pee samples? They're
comparitively short, (only twenty seconds or so), but you can hear that when I'm
pissing, you can tell I'm definately a woman!
My longest pee available on here now, is two minutes forty seconds. Fucking
hell! My bladder was so painful, God, I was ABSOLUTELY bursting, I was DESPERATE to pee - I
really don't know how on earth I held it all in, but I held it in and I peed it out - for
you! I have some out-takes as well, I'll be including those as a wanky bonus for
you.
THIS HAPPENED TODAY - 15/11/19
I'm recording some special peeing at home, it's a new download section going to
be called XLegs (crossed legs) because I'm doing a whole half-hour download
(maybe even more) of me trying to pee with my legs crossed, a sort of battle
with my bladder if you like.
Why I'm doing this at home is because I have to take my jeans & pants off
because I can't get my legs crossed and record my pee with them on and sometimes
it's not convenient in a bar, so . . . .
here I am at home, alone, with a lovely fat bladder, sat in the bathroom on the toilet, relaxing
my bladder muscles and letting my pee go and preparing to try and block the piss
from coming out by crossing my legs and squashing my urethra. OK, the pee
starts, I'm battling with it, (not winning) and I'm recording, the battle sounds
good and then! 'peep peep' - an important message from my company comes through
on my phone, I could read it while battling with my bladder and it was mega
urgent - it needed a response, but I still had loads of pee to finish, I hadn't
even started properly, I felt robbed!
So I thought to either speed it up and ruin it (all that piss wasted) or to stop
it. I had to reply straight away, but trouble was that I was enjoying this
pee sooooo much, but hey, I decided to stop it and I did, I stopped it dead, I was
just 15 seconds into a monster of a challenging piss AND I was in mid flow AND
at maximum pressure! You listen to it, there's no drips of piss after I cut,
just a clean cut of the pee stream and then . . . . complete silence! Now how's
that for piss brakes? Pissing away, then half a second later, zilch, nada,
stopped!
THIS HAPPENED THIS AFTERNOON - 23/11/19
I'm currently doing my pissing with crossed legs, it's when I'm trying to stop
peeing by squeezing my thighs together, it's brilliant but it really makes my
eyes water! I love different ways of pissing.
Well, today I went Xmas shopping (you gotta make a start sometime) and I went
prepared to do a cross leggedy piss in a department store. Currently my daytime
drink to make pee is orange cordial, so I filled up my water bottle with my
cordial concoction and off I went.
I had about three hours until my next appointment at the bar, so I had loads of
time to fill my bladder while having the distraction of shopping. My
appointment at the bar is at seven and I was dying to go by five, so I decided
to keep sipping and wait until six, then I'd pee and record and vamos. I had a
good feeling about this pee, it felt like it wanted to do battle!
Quarter to six I gave in, I found a bathroom with a lovely clean toilet cubicle with a lock that worked and
I was on my own in there. So, I slipped one leg out of my jeans and pants, I sat on
the toilet, crossed my legs tight and put my phone on record, slipped it down
between my thigh and the seat rim and relaxed my tensed up bladder muscle.
Immediately I could feel a few drips escaping, so clenched tightly to stem it,
(it's this bit that makes my eyes water!) but it was really fighting back, god
this was so exciting for me (I'm a sad case aren't I?).
I was really enjoying this until about thirty seconds in and guess what? My
phone started ringing!! FFS!!!
My recording would contain the ring tone, the customer's voice, my voice, our
discussion - you get the drift - so I had to abort, tilt over to one side so
the pee would be silent and answer the call while answering a call - get it? I
was so annoyed, a lovely pee gone to waste, all that holding it back all
afternoon and no prize at the end, mega fail, sorry guys x
You can go on my
my mailing list?
to know about any of my new peeing for pleasure sounds and I promise that, if
you don't invade my privacy, I definitely won't invade yours xx
By the way, I have just started a new and very exciting job and I may be on my
company's promotional films!! Be pleased for me xx V
LOTS OF FREE PEE! (48 out-takes lasting 46 minutes)
Hi, it's me! I'm having a clear out of my failures - my inability to pee properly!!
My phone has loads of my pissing on it, peeing that for one reason or another doesn't make the grade, I'm quite hard on myself, I like quality.
There's a whole load of this 'junk' - and I don't want to thrown them all away. For example: ones that are too quiet, (Cascade will put all these in a zip file for me/us) there's my peeing that's too short where I thought that I'd got a load!
The microphone on my phone is very sensitive and it picks up my tummy gurgling (I hate that). Also, in my early days there was distortion where I held the microphone too close to my vagina. Oh yeah and when I record my pee at home, like an idiot I sometimes leave my bathroom window open, such a stupid girl I am - so there's traffic noises over a classic bit of peeing! Doh!
There's also an attack of the squits (which was totally unexpected). I get very disappointed when my bladder and I don't make the spec we're aiming for, like if I'm so looking forward to doing a power piss and I haven't been drinking the right stuff and my bladder won't cooperate, I can't power for toffee. Also when my piss won't hiss, why? and when I run out of pee just a few seconds short of my goal dammit.
Also my experiments which are too numerous to mention, but if you've read my pages and you've bought my stuff, you'll know what I mean. But my pee stream has a mind of its own, my biggest problem is when I power up for a gush and it just turns into a spray like a watering can and goes simply everywhere!
So there you are my faithful pee fans, you'll get this free pee set when you buy anything from my site, I think it's sensible to give things to those who appreciate my 'work' than throw it away and it's gone forever, don't you? If you've been one of my happy wanky customers and you want to recieve one,
write to me, I will acknowledge you xx V
Hello,
thank you for listening to me and my pee: my name is Victoria, and my friends tell me that
I look a lot like Angelina Jolee: so I hope that gives you a rough idea of what
I look like?