Hey everyone, here's another pee packed sound file from me, Victoria, peeing for you, this time it's my quiet, tinkle pee that I do when someone is waiting outside the loo. I think you call it pee shy or bladder shy? I hate peeing loud when I know someone can hear me, maybe it's because I pee for so long and people might think I'm a freak? But, hear this: I record myself, all embarrassed and turning into a bladder shy woman and then I go and offer to share it with you (with the help of Cascade) to listen to my quiet, hushed up peeing, what a sexy but mad woman I am.
For those of you that don't know me, I am English, I'm 31, I'm slim, quite tall, I'm almost obsessed with peeing, maybe fascinated is a better word? But I'd be devastated if that love of pee became public, I don't know what I'd do, it doesn't bare thinking about.
Anyway, I have long dark hair, men say that I'm pretty, I have very kissable lips. I have a good job, I travel a lot, I'm often in the public eye and I'm on my company's promotional videos. My job involves meeting business people in late afternoon, early evening (and they're mostly men) and that's when I get my free pee making, bladder filling drinks. I get involved in the strictly business conversation, I strike a good deal for my client and for a while, being so engrossed in deal making I've forgotten about my bladder, I only remember it when it's so full, then I have a sneaky feel of my hard tummy, don't I just loooove that!
I think the longest pee on this particular file is 2.20 seconds, the shortest pee is about 40 seconds (I think), all of these recordings I have recorded and saved on my smartphone, they are all quiet, sneaky, tinkly hissy ones - hmmm, when I think about it, yes, there's lots of softly hissing ones!! I think a woman's pee hiss is such a sexy sound, I can't always do it, conditions have to be just right and then sometimes it doesn't stop. My bladder gets so full with my drinking socially that when I get in the bathroom toilet and I release my bladder shy muscle (the poor overloaded thing), the pee won't come out, it won't start, it's there but my sphincter is locked, so then I have to actually coax or beg my pee to start and so I add that time to the amount of time that I'm missing from my client while peeing and I worry, I get to wonder if they're sending out a search party for me because it must be at least 5 minutes that I'm gone, if not 10! Honestly, I've purposely cut my pee short before now for that very reason, ( like I did in my free pee story) that it's much too long. Funny though, although I've come really close, I've never peed my pants. I never pee until I'm bursting, it's a lifetime habit, ever since I was a little girl I have always loved the feeling of being with a full bladder, as soon as it's empty I want to fill it up again - honestly.
So why am I so pee shy? Maybe I over think things? Or maybe it's because, if I get the chance, I'll listen to other women peeing to do a bit of comparing? I think anything under 30 seconds is a miserable pee. So I might be my own worst enemy? But when I think someone could hear me peeing, I actually sit fully on the bathroom toilet seat, I lean over and angle my bum so I'm peeing onto the china bowl so it muffles the pee sound and that's good, because then I can pee as hard and fast as I like - and I do. But sometimes I mis-judge or I get careless and a jet or two of my pee goes into the toilet water and makes a splashy noise, which I promptly stop! It's then, when I restart my pee flow the hissing begins if it's going to come, I love that cute girlie sound.
This is my bladder shy, quiet peeing and hissing sound file, it's 32 minutes long, it's 3 pounds by PayPal and it's in compressed mp3 format.
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