Hey everyone, here's another pee packed sound from me, Victoria, peeing
for you, this time it's my quiet, tinkle pee that I do when someone is
waiting outside the loo. I think you call it pee shy or bladder shy? I hate peeing loud when I know someone can
maybe it's because I pee for so long and people might think I'm a freak? But,
hear this: I record myself, all embarrassed and turning into a pee shy woman and then I go and offer to share it
with you (with the
help of Cascade) to listen to my quiet, hushed up peeing, what a sexy
but mad woman I am.
For those of you that don't know me, I am English, I'm 31, I'm slim, quite tall, I'm almost obsessed with peeing, maybe fascinated is a better word? But I'd be devastated if that love of pee became public, I don't know what I'd do, it doesn't bare thinking about.
Anyway, I have long dark hair, men say that I'm pretty, I have very kissable lips. I have a good job, I travel a lot, I'm often in the public eye and I'm on my company's promotional videos. My job involves meeting business people in late afternoon, early evening (and they're mostly men) and that's when I get my free pee making, bladder filling drinks. I get involved in the strictly business conversation, I strike a good deal for my client and for a while, being so engrossed in deal making I've forgotten about my bladder, I only remember it when it's so full, then I have a sneaky feel of my hard tummy, don't I just loooove that!
I think the longest pee on this particular file is 2.20 seconds, the shortest pee is about 40 seconds (I think), all of these recordings I have recorded and saved on my smartphone, they are all quiet, sneaky, tinkly hissy ones - hmmm, when I think about it, yes, there's lots of softly hissing ones!! I think a woman's piss hiss is such a sexy sound, I can't always do it, conditions have to be just right and then sometimes it doesn't stop. My bladder gets so full with my drinking socially that when I get in the bathroom toilet and I release my bladder shy muscle (the poor overloaded thing), the pee won't come out, it won't start, it's there but my sphincter is locked, so then I have to actually coax or beg my pee to start and so I add that time to the amount of time that I'm missing from my client while peeing and I worry, I get to wonder if they're sending out a search party for me because it must be at least 5 minutes that I'm gone, if not 10! Honestly, I've purposely cut my pee short before now for that very reason, (like I did in my free pee story) that it's much too long. Funny though, although I've come really close, I've never peed my pants. I never pee until I'm bursting, it's a lifetime habit, ever since I was a little girl I have always loved the feeling of being with a full bladder, as soon as it's empty I want to fill it up again - honestly.
So why am I so pee shy? Maybe I over think things? Or maybe it's because, if I get the chance, I'll listen to other women peeing to do a bit of comparing? I think anything under 30 seconds is a miserable piss. So I might be my own worst enemy? But when I think someone could hear me peeing, I actually sit fully on the bathroom toilet seat, I lean over and angle my bum so I'm pissing onto the china bowl so it muffles the pee sound and that's good, because then I can pee as hard and fast as I like - and I do. But sometimes I mis-judge or I get careless and a jet or two of my pee goes into the toilet water and makes a splashy noise, which I promptly stop! It's then, when I restart my pee flow the hissing begins if it's going to come, I love that cute girlie sound.
This is my quiet peeing and hissing sound file, it's 32 minutes long, it's 3
pounds by PayPal and it's in compressed mp3 format.
Buy this and get your 46 minutes of my peeing out-takes for FREE!
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LOTS OF FREE PEE! (48 out-takes lasting 46 minutes)
Hi, it's me! I'm having a clear out of my failures - my inability to pee properly!! My phone has loads of my pissing on it, peeing that for one reason or another doesn't make the grade, I'm quite hard on myself, I like quality. There's a whole load of this 'junk' - and I don't want to thrown them all away. For example: ones that are too quiet, (Cascade will put all these in a zip file for me/us) there's my peeing that's too short where I thought that I'd got a load! The microphone on my phone is very sensitive and it picks up my tummy gurgling (I hate that). Also, in my early days there was distortion where I held the microphone too close to my vagina. Oh yeah and when I record my pee at home, like an idiot I sometimes leave my bathroom window open, such a stupid girl I am - so there's traffic noises over a classic bit of peeing! Doh! There's also an attack of the squits (which was totally unexpected). I get very disappointed when my bladder and I don't make the spec we're aiming for, like if I'm so looking forward to doing a power piss and I haven't been drinking the right stuff and my bladder won't cooperate, I can't power for toffee. Also when my piss won't hiss, why? and when I run out of pee just a few seconds short of my goal dammit. Also my experiments which are too numerous to mention, but if you've read my pages and you've bought my stuff, you'll know what I mean. But my pee stream has a mind of its own, my biggest problem is when I power up for a gush and it just turns into a spray like a watering can and goes simply everywhere! So there you are my faithful pee fans, you'll get this free pee set when you buy anything from my site, I think it's sensible to give things to those who appreciate my 'work' than throw it away and it's gone forever, don't you? If you've been one of my happy wanky customers and you want to recieve one, write to me, I will acknowledge you xx V
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